Car Testicles....why?

have you ever seen those testicles that people hang of the pack of cars. By people I think I mean only men but I could be wrong.

anyway, i guess i just dont understand why. we all know that men can be very insecure about their dicks, and since i'm not a man i dont pretend to truely grasp this concept, but i assume its similar to wanting bigger breasts or a smaller waist ect.. My point is these car testicles take the car from figurativly being a penis to a literal comparison. You would have no need to put testicles on your car if your dick was large enough, so why are you letting the whole world know that you have a small penis if your ashamed of it?




so i dont know how to put songs in yet, but i have included the lyrics to a song that i think fits this topic rather well.

Dan Reeder- My little bitty pee pee

Well yesterday i was just another white guy
uh-huh
but I'm a blues man today
I can hear those colored girls singing in the background
woo hoo just like in the bathtub
it's a thang thang thang thang thang thang thang thang thang thang thang
I'm a white guy
but I'm a blues man today
and just like all the rest of us
I'm a little bit ashamed
of my
my little bitty pee-pee
pee-pee
little bitty pee-pee
my little bitty pee-pee
i-i'm ashamed of my little bitty pee-pee
my little bitty pee-pee
my little bitty pee-pee
my little bitty pee-pee
my little bitty pee-pee
my little bitty pee-pee
my little bitty pee-pee
my little bitty pee-pee

if your into folk music i would suggest checking out more of Reeder's music, its gotta a sense of humor and soul.

that picutre isnt mine, it was the first one when i googled it, so give credit to that person.